My Top 15 TV Theme Songs/ Title Sequences Growing Up

I watched a lot of TV as a child.  A lot.  I don’t know why- considering I only had four channels (on a good day) until my parents got cable in the mid nineties.  Most of these shows had the most memorable title cues, themes, or intro edits I can’t rip from the back of my head’s memory.  A lot cartoons- but I did watch a lot of Nickelodeon and old taped cartoons sent in the mail by relatives of the cool cable TV shows…or I’d go to my cousin’s house up the road and rot away in the soft glow of the cathode ray.  Here you go my most memorable top 15 intro growing up:

15.  Reading Rainbow

This show was awesome because of these three things:  #1. The book reviews were like Oprah’s Book Of The Month Club and were in depth for a kid to follow.  #2. I loved- LOVEDDDD the book readings/interpretations.  #3.  Geordi La Forge reading to me with the miracle of sight!  In all seriousness- I dug the theme’s delay and pulsing tremolo effect to start and stop…the animations were groovy too.

14.  Star Trek:  The Next Generation

Granted- this is the Star Trek: The Motion Picture score, but I didn’t watch any of the films at this point in my life and the cast for this show was fantastic.  The intro blows after the TNG title screen, but it gave me goosebumps while awaiting an hour long show full of constant engine-sourced white noise and space-age soap opera content…AND phasers!  Double points for Lavarr Burton today…

13.  Danger Mouse

How could you not like a one eyed mouse that hangs out in a red mailbox.  The titles were simple but for some unremarkable way, remind me of this show years later.  This show probably helped me understand the British accent a little- but made the Mexican and other stereotypes stuck out like a soar thumb.

12.  Monty Python’s Flying Circus

THE classic comedy sketch show.  Ridiculous, fun, and life affirming.  Also very very British.  Another show PBS used to air with Red Dwarf reruns before SNL came on live.  Comedy at it’s finest right here.  One of the best (if at least THE strangest) title intros ever.

11.  Highlander

I loved the films, but this show was my weekly Fox Syndication action packed Sunday.  And excellent use of Queen in an intro to a TV show based on B movies that always had some bare-chested love scenes within.  I always wanted to be Duncan instead of Connor.  I miss when Fox aired Sci-Fi/Mythology syndicated shows on the weekends to waste my time.

10.  Rugrats
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This show was fantastic and the intro with points of view from anyone looking at the floor (mainly the babies) makes it work.  The theme is simple and beautiful.  It works on so many levels.

9.  Thundercats

It’s strange how I don’t remember this show very much although I do recall watching it when I was REALLY small…I hated the pet cat with the high-toned voice.  Either way this show screams a reboot of some sort…action ACTION ACTION screams the intro.

8.  Doug

NO- NOT the Disney/ABC version!  I’m talking old school 1990 Nickelodeon excellence.  I’ll always remember this theme song for the easy as can be “do do do do’s” laid around- but this show had a HUGE heart and excellent love for their characters.  I blame the shift to Disney that ruined this forgotten 1990s cartoon.  Sometimes I miss ole’ Nickelodeon…

7.  The Real Ghostbusters

Yeah- it’s Ray Parker Jr.’s film tune…but the intro credits!  WHOA.  You always wanna see your favorite heroes in awesome detail battling it out against the baddies.  This show was awesome until I got conned into watching a half-hour show about Slimer.  Those episodes were horrible…but anything that was even REMOTELY connected to the Ghostbusters when I was ten was epic.  Hell, I even liked the unrelated Filmation Ghostbusters cartoon that was a reboot of their live action Ghost Busters show in the 70s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CH8yd2xLL8s).

6.  Fraggle Rock

*Clap Clap*  How can you not like Jim Henson? The guy practically created modern puppetry for kids- and this theme intro title sequence is straight up fun and exciting.  I recall waiting for episodes on CBC and ATV all the time.  I absolutely adored this show and it’s themes on community.  The fact that Doc’s workshop looked exactly like my Pepere’s growing up made me look for the Fraggle holes whenever I visited my grandparent’s house.

5.  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

The original theme song from the first couple of years- when the animation looked tedious, money was spent, and continuity errors weren’t consistently noticeable.  Combined with the Ghostbusters films/cartoons, these were my cartoons of choice way back in the day.  I wish the entire series had the budget that the opening original credits had…but you can only go so far with cartoon turtles that embody late 80s/early 90s culture and lack of using their weapons to kill.

4.  X-Men

At this point in my childhood, comics covered the Ghostbusters and TMNT entirely- leaving me with the onslaught of post-1990 comic book cartoons (mainly circling around the revitalization of the X-Men franchise with X-Men #1).  The theme is filled FILLED with action and awesomeness- mostly with that driving fake-electric guitar synth riff.  Awesomeness.

3.  The X-Files

This show had everything.  Paranoia, conspiracy theories, aliens, and the best use of shadows/light ever in television.  The intro theme got me pumped and oddly freaked out everytime, and made me over analyze the changing end title message (IE The Truth is Out There, Trust No One, etc etc).  Made me whistle it for years…and quite possibly the best whistling song- right in front of the Andy Griffith Show!

2.   3-2-1 Contact!

My love for educational program continues!  ‘3-2-1 Contact!’ was originally shown on many public broadcasting stations from 1980-1988 and featured science up the wah-zoo.  The theme alone is epically brilliantly scored and the visuals get me every time…especially the frog cuts.  I remember loving this and ‘Square One’ (same thing with more scenario stock comedy about math).

1.  Doctor Who (various arrangements)

Ladies and Gentlemen- this is the pinnacle of all television themes.  I grew up watching low-quality/high-generation PBS re-broadcastings of mostly the fourth and fifth incarnations of The Doctor, and I have to really remember a time where the theme to this iconic British show was never far away from my head.  The beat kicks off the memorable song until the iconic Theremin-like instrumentation takes off....it'll blow your mind how the original 1963 recording was made.

More technical and historical significance from the Wikipedia article:
"The original 1963 radiophonic arrangement of the Doctor Who  theme is widely regarded as a significant and innovative piece of electronic music, and Doctor Who was the first television series in the world to have a theme entirely realized through electronic means. The original theme was composed by Ron Grainer and realized by Delia Derbyshire at the BBC Radiophonic Workshop, with assistance from Dick Mills. The various parts were built up by creating tape loops of an individually struck piano string and individual test oscillators and filters. The Derbyshire arrangement served, with minor edits, as the theme tune up to the end of Season 17 (1979–80)."

If you think you know of a more worthy title sequence as well- you’re wrong.

Honorable mentions:
Captain Planet
Duck Tales
The Raccoons
Ren & Stimpy
Denver: The Last Dinosaur
Transformers
Batman: The Animated Series
Sliders
Red Dwarf
Count Dukula

Way Over Yonder in the Minor Key: To Create or Recreate Live Music?

     Many times I find myself picking up an acoustic guitar with hopes of anything worthwhile just emitting from my fingers on the strings.  Tentatively waiting for something original and thought provoking to pour out of my head in real-time.  Sometimes this happens and I document the process with anything and everything at my disposal- sometimes being able to record and write an idea as I'm formulating a finished song.  This happens often, but I feel that this particular talent doesn't occur with all musicians- especially those who view this practice secondary to other time sensitive material (IE life).  Writing music, literature, or crafting artistic devices don't have a functionality to all people.

     I'll be truthful in stating the main reason I started playing the guitar was 1) My cousin played it  2) He was getting attention from girls with it  3)  I wanted to be Billy Corgan.  Number three on that list may be void at this point and the first two are connected in some way- but I started developing to play because I didn't have a main form of personal communication outside of the standard human daily rituals.  Those first songs were horrible and completely unlistenable to anyone's ears- but I slowly began to understand the language that music offers ourselves and others to convey our feelings.  I see creating music as a personal voice by mastering tools available.

     Let's look at the reasons why cover bands exist.  People do enjoy familiarity often and being comfortable in knowing what they like.  Repetitiveness soothes the brain in many ways- perhaps to make ourselves comfortably numb in our down time.  Understanding why people have a set preference to musical tastes seems incredibly limiting and hard to understand.  Listeners have a preference to a specific sound recording and enjoy the familiarity of a song.  I would imagine that playing unfamiliar music to the general public would be a tough sell- as those people have deep preferences already.  These things make it easier for cover band musicians to find work regionally.  Playing in local areas will divulge an editable list of musical preferences to grab from and retain locations to play.

     Besides the cover band work, one that bothers me greatly though is the idea that some musicians prefer to only play their instrument rather than develop something FROM the instrument.  The reasoning of playing out in a live cover band scenario works fine, but seemly limited due to a preexisting context in which you're mainly performing (in most cases).  I enjoy the challenge of hearing and fine tuning a song to what I deem fit for a song- mine or not.  It's hard enough to find like-minded musicians that are willing to play original material, have live-ready equipment, and devote time into developing the music.  Hell, I learned 40 songs in two weeks once for a cock-rock cover band gig only to hate the music even more due to the constraint of preexisting musical conditions.

    Of course this post is a rant on what I deem valuable.  Writing, playing, and performing music is one thing I've grown to love the last six years with great enthusiasm.  If more musicians thought more of their abilities I'm sure we'd see more creativity (good or bad) from them.  I love passionate results- especially from others.